Blake asked, "How long is she staying?"
Me, "Only Saturday and part of Sunday."
Time to step back: simplify life and practice skills long forgotten - victory gardening, making things from scratch, sewing, paying cash for everything, and staying home to raise my family...
But then, he may say, "I always draw on paper, I think I'll draw on the white playroom table with my permanent Sharpie marker"
This is what happens, if you give a kid a Sharpie.